22 7 / 2014

Goat Blood Not Included
We do a great many rituals in our day to day life as middle class Americans and when you think about their effects it seems almost just as supernatural as the old days of voodoo, hoodoo, and ritualistic sacrifice. You know, the good ol’ days. Also is it mosquitos or mosquitoes?
-Brian

Goat Blood Not Included

We do a great many rituals in our day to day life as middle class Americans and when you think about their effects it seems almost just as supernatural as the old days of voodoo, hoodoo, and ritualistic sacrifice. You know, the good ol’ days. Also is it mosquitos or mosquitoes?

-Brian

18 7 / 2014

Injustice: Anime Among Us
I hate when Brian puts his feet on the couch like that.
-Joe.

Injustice: Anime Among Us

I hate when Brian puts his feet on the couch like that.

-Joe.

15 7 / 2014

Synonymesis
Joey and I do this all the time. It’s just what best friends are for. This, and being patsies to the ritualistic spree killings you plan on committing. Friendship is just great, you know? Friends are great. They’ll always be there for you.Whether they like it or not.
-Brian

Synonymesis

Joey and I do this all the time. It’s just what best friends are for. This, and being patsies to the ritualistic spree killings you plan on committing. Friendship is just great, you know? Friends are great. They’ll always be there for you.
Whether they like it or not.

-Brian

11 7 / 2014

This Was Just a Test
I drew this when I first got my micron pens to test them out. I have been very pleased with their performance so far. I originally planned to just shelve this one as a test but after looking back at it decided it was funny enough to upload. So hear we are.New comics next week!
-Joe

This Was Just a Test

I drew this when I first got my micron pens to test them out. I have been very pleased with their performance so far. I originally planned to just shelve this one as a test but after looking back at it decided it was funny enough to upload. So hear we are.
New comics next week!

-Joe

08 7 / 2014

I’m Not Gonna Ask
Joey’s body, despite its pasty pallor and dough-like consistency, is remarkably efficient and well functioning. Considering his “diet” and health habits, he should be far less healthy than he is. And yet, he continues to function almost like a person. It’s tragic how some olympic level athletes will die before they reach their thirties, while other humans who put so little effort into maintaining their meat-suits live well into their 80s or 90s.
And by tragic, I mean hilarious.
-Brian

I’m Not Gonna Ask

Joey’s body, despite its pasty pallor and dough-like consistency, is remarkably efficient and well functioning. Considering his “diet” and health habits, he should be far less healthy than he is. And yet, he continues to function almost like a person. It’s tragic how some olympic level athletes will die before they reach their thirties, while other humans who put so little effort into maintaining their meat-suits live well into their 80s or 90s.

And by tragic, I mean hilarious.

-Brian

04 7 / 2014

Still Better Than Bing.
Oh man this was a fun Independence Day let me tell you yep so much things are happening that I can’t by law divulge. That is why I am late at uploading because of all the fun times HAHAHA.
Don’t question me!
Anyway, hope everyone out there in the internet land has a safe and fun filled fourth of July. And to all of my foreign friends, maybe you should take this time to think about what you did.
-Joe

Still Better Than Bing.

Oh man this was a fun Independence Day let me tell you yep so much things are happening that I can’t by law divulge. That is why I am late at uploading because of all the fun times HAHAHA.

Don’t question me!

Anyway, hope everyone out there in the internet land has a safe and fun filled fourth of July. And to all of my foreign friends, maybe you should take this time to think about what you did.

-Joe

01 7 / 2014

Smells Like Victory
Sponsored by Old Spice, only not really because they don’t answer my calls or return my emails, and have sent me some weird court-order-type paper that tells me to “cease and desist”.
I still love it, though.
-Brian

Smells Like Victory

Sponsored by Old Spice, only not really because they don’t answer my calls or return my emails, and have sent me some weird court-order-type paper that tells me to “cease and desist”.

I still love it, though.

-Brian

27 6 / 2014

With Just a Hint of Shame.
Guess what? We’re expanding our tendrils into the internet and preparing to take root! We have Twitters now to adequately meet and talk to fans and peers alike. Which is great since we’ve used the Tumblr almost exclusively to upload the comic with no following or fun allowed. So now we’re plugging the comic on Twitter and our Twitters on the comic. You can follow us at @CaptainofHats (Brian) and @TheEntireFBI (Joesph), that is, if you want to. No pressure.
-Joe

With Just a Hint of Shame.

Guess what? We’re expanding our tendrils into the internet and preparing to take root! We have Twitters now to adequately meet and talk to fans and peers alike. Which is great since we’ve used the Tumblr almost exclusively to upload the comic with no following or fun allowed. So now we’re plugging the comic on Twitter and our Twitters on the comic. You can follow us at @CaptainofHats (Brian) and @TheEntireFBI (Joesph), that is, if you want to. No pressure.

-Joe

24 6 / 2014

Of Dice & Men
This comic accurately summarizes the D&D sessions Joey & I have been participating in, with a few friends of ours to add viability and variety. So far they have bested a vampiric hunter, and are currently exploring a long-sunken ancient city as part of an archaeological expedition. Their next task will be the most difficult of all: dealing with an inconvenience!
-Brian

Of Dice & Men

This comic accurately summarizes the D&D sessions Joey & I have been participating in, with a few friends of ours to add viability and variety. So far they have bested a vampiric hunter, and are currently exploring a long-sunken ancient city as part of an archaeological expedition. Their next task will be the most difficult of all: dealing with an inconvenience!

-Brian

20 6 / 2014

Time and Relative Dimensions in Waste
Netflix recently updated their library of Doctor Who episodes with the latest season. While I wouldn’t call myself the biggest fan of season 7, it is a joyous occasion whenever netflix updates its library. Lets me know all that animal sacrifice and chanting wasn’t for nothing.
-Joe

Time and Relative Dimensions in Waste

Netflix recently updated their library of Doctor Who episodes with the latest season. While I wouldn’t call myself the biggest fan of season 7, it is a joyous occasion whenever netflix updates its library. Lets me know all that animal sacrifice and chanting wasn’t for nothing.

-Joe