29 8 / 2014

Projecting
Most of those things are true. Except for teh part about me having friends.

I mean, there’s Brian but he’s more of scapegoat or patsy, which is of course a much more valued and treasured compatriot. 
Oh and the thing about the popcorn is pretty sweet. I should work at a movie theater.
-Joe

Projecting

Most of those things are true. Except for teh part about me having friends.

I mean, there’s Brian but he’s more of scapegoat or patsy, which is of course a much more valued and treasured compatriot. 

Oh and the thing about the popcorn is pretty sweet. I should work at a movie theater.

-Joe

26 8 / 2014

Reader’s Digest
I told Joey to put Hamiway THREE times and he still put ham-way.
Send him a rude tweet about this @TheEntireFBI 
-Brian.

Reader’s Digest

I told Joey to put Hamiway THREE times and he still put ham-way.

Send him a rude tweet about this @TheEntireFBI 

-Brian.

22 8 / 2014

Vigilance 
I played doom 3 for the first time last week.  Although it is an accurate portrayal of life on Mars (as I am told by a real life astronaut) the AI’s made some questionable life choices such as one fine fellow who insisted to guard this large and wholly unlocked door even as Hell itself exploded around him. He didn’t care. All he cared about was the safety and responsible use of his door.
-Joe

Vigilance 

I played doom 3 for the first time last week.  Although it is an accurate portrayal of life on Mars (as I am told by a real life astronaut) the AI’s made some questionable life choices such as one fine fellow who insisted to guard this large and wholly unlocked door even as Hell itself exploded around him. He didn’t care. All he cared about was the safety and responsible use of his door.

-Joe

19 8 / 2014

Like if Jesus Were a Tree
Go see Guardians of the Galaxy. I shouldn’t even bother saying that it is good when the internet is basically a massive room full of people shouting that it is good. I am throwing a single grain of sand into a desert. But it is necessary. Because it is that good of a movie.
-Brian

Like if Jesus Were a Tree

Go see Guardians of the Galaxy. I shouldn’t even bother saying that it is good when the internet is basically a massive room full of people shouting that it is good. I am throwing a single grain of sand into a desert. But it is necessary. Because it is that good of a movie.

-Brian

15 8 / 2014

Hitting you over the head with it.
I personally never cared much about the pronunciation of .Gif until I learned that calling it “Jif” infuriated people. Now I am sure to call it as such as frequently as possible because it is fun to watch the nerds writhe. 
Currently I am very sleep deprived and sick (some sort of punishment I’m sure) and as such, I am delirious and giddy. It is with these chemical imbalances that I can post this comic and say that I am proud of my artistic growth and look forward to where I go in the future. Maybe a hospital, because Brian said that if I’m not well in a week he’ll have to take me out back and shoot me. 
-Joe

Hitting you over the head with it.

I personally never cared much about the pronunciation of .Gif until I learned that calling it “Jif” infuriated people. Now I am sure to call it as such as frequently as possible because it is fun to watch the nerds writhe. 

Currently I am very sleep deprived and sick (some sort of punishment I’m sure) and as such, I am delirious and giddy. It is with these chemical imbalances that I can post this comic and say that I am proud of my artistic growth and look forward to where I go in the future. Maybe a hospital, because Brian said that if I’m not well in a week he’ll have to take me out back and shoot me. 

-Joe

12 8 / 2014

End of an Era
Joey really is just a discount Ronnie. Whenever you need a reasonably overweight hairy gentleman to hate himself and be socially awkward in your vicinity, give me a call. I’ll drop him off unconscious in the dead of night and the look of terror and betrayal on his face will be so wonderful, you might even call it priceless.
But there is a price.
It’s $19.95. Cash up front, no refunds, no warranty.
-Brian

End of an Era

Joey really is just a discount Ronnie. Whenever you need a reasonably overweight hairy gentleman to hate himself and be socially awkward in your vicinity, give me a call. I’ll drop him off unconscious in the dead of night and the look of terror and betrayal on his face will be so wonderful, you might even call it priceless.

But there is a price.

It’s $19.95. Cash up front, no refunds, no warranty.

-Brian

08 8 / 2014

Massagyny
Hey, it’s me! Your friendly neighborhood internet stranger. Tampa Bay Comic-con was super fun and Brian’s massages were actually pretty good. I told him he should go pro, and he started sweating and said he had, then handed me a business card. It was blank. When I looked up, he was gone. Oh well. I’m finding it hard to care about anything with all the looseness in my muscles.
-Joe

Massagyny

Hey, it’s me! Your friendly neighborhood internet stranger. Tampa Bay Comic-con was super fun and Brian’s massages were actually pretty good. I told him he should go pro, and he started sweating and said he had, then handed me a business card. It was blank. When I looked up, he was gone. Oh well. I’m finding it hard to care about anything with all the looseness in my muscles.

-Joe

05 8 / 2014

Convention + Infection = Confection?

Comic-con/Comic Con/Comiccon/Comic KHAAANNNN! was fun. I walked around in my underwear for an extended period of time, in public, and no one tried to stop me this time. It was great fun, right up until I realized that I would eventually have to leave.

So I didn’t. I’m still there. Right now. Crouched on a toilet in a stall.

-Brian

01 8 / 2014

We Ronnie Now
This my first convention and I am super excited! Figured I’d cosplay Ronnie Filyaw since I’m already fat with a big beard and Hawaiian shirt now I get to see what it feels like to be a real cartoonist. If you’re at Tampa Bay Comic-Con then so am I! Approach me if you dare, but do it slowly so as not to startle me.  Expect lots of pictures, check out our twitters @Captainofhats (Brian) and @TheEntireFBI (Joseph) 
-Joe

We Ronnie Now

This my first convention and I am super excited! Figured I’d cosplay Ronnie Filyaw since I’m already fat with a big beard and Hawaiian shirt now I get to see what it feels like to be a real cartoonist. If you’re at Tampa Bay Comic-Con then so am I! Approach me if you dare, but do it slowly so as not to startle me.  Expect lots of pictures, check out our twitters @Captainofhats (Brian) and @TheEntireFBI (Joseph) 

-Joe

29 7 / 2014

Blame it on the Rain
It’s hard to emphasize sarcasm in a pen and paper based webcomic. It’s hard to do pretty much anything, actually, especially when your editor and cowriter is incredibly lazy, and illiterate. (I’m talking about myself.)
-Brian

Blame it on the Rain

It’s hard to emphasize sarcasm in a pen and paper based webcomic. It’s hard to do pretty much anything, actually, especially when your editor and cowriter is incredibly lazy, and illiterate. (I’m talking about myself.)

-Brian