30 9 / 2014

The Trickle Down Effect
PeeWee is a remarkably picky eater for a chihuahua with the IQ of an eggplant. A lot of my pets are like that. I hate them, every last one. They’re all disappointments. The dog’s an idiot, the cat’s dead, even the snails somehow manage to be subpar.
-Brian

The Trickle Down Effect

PeeWee is a remarkably picky eater for a chihuahua with the IQ of an eggplant. A lot of my pets are like that. I hate them, every last one. They’re all disappointments. The dog’s an idiot, the cat’s dead, even the snails somehow manage to be subpar.

-Brian

26 9 / 2014

I’ve Slept Everywhere, Man
Technically the party hasn’t happened yet but I think this a good average outcome based on all the statistical data I’ve collected from my friends collective partying. Of course I also included all the outliers so we’re dealing with occurrences like Taylor winding up naked in a field with three turkeys and no explanations; However, it also includes the multiple times me and Brian gain a follower on Tumblr and we “celebrate” by sitting very quietly for six hours trying to make sure we don’t change in any capacity and lose our new found fame. 

Also there’s usually a lot of crying. 
-Joe

I’ve Slept Everywhere, Man

Technically the party hasn’t happened yet but I think this a good average outcome based on all the statistical data I’ve collected from my friends collective partying. Of course I also included all the outliers so we’re dealing with occurrences like Taylor winding up naked in a field with three turkeys and no explanations; However, it also includes the multiple times me and Brian gain a follower on Tumblr and we “celebrate” by sitting very quietly for six hours trying to make sure we don’t change in any capacity and lose our new found fame. 

Also there’s usually a lot of crying. 

-Joe

23 9 / 2014

Moolancholy
Seriously, though, the cows ARE dying. Like, at a strangely high rate. Why? I don’t know. We don’t know. Unless you know. Do you know? If you do, that’s… very suspicious. Maybe it’s a virus, a disease of some kind. I’m not saying we should jump to any conclusions, but go get immunized now right now do it do it now doitdoitdoitdoit
-Brian

Moolancholy

Seriously, though, the cows ARE dying. Like, at a strangely high rate. Why? I don’t know. We don’t know. Unless you know. Do you know? If you do, that’s… very suspicious. Maybe it’s a virus, a disease of some kind. I’m not saying we should jump to any conclusions, but go get immunized now right now do it do it now doitdoitdoitdoit

-Brian

19 9 / 2014

Tedious + Fear
I was out of ideas so I got two random words from a friend to do the old Strip Search hour and a half comic. It turned out well except for the fact that Walpurgis Night is on April 30th.
-Joe

Tedious + Fear

I was out of ideas so I got two random words from a friend to do the old Strip Search hour and a half comic. It turned out well except for the fact that Walpurgis Night is on April 30th.

-Joe

16 9 / 2014

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Neurological Damage!
Playing through Arkham Origins, which by the way is fun if you would like to play Arkham City again but want things to be bluer, Joey and I realized how terribly Batman handles things in the series. We’re pretty sure some, if not most, of the thugs Batman “takes down” are actually being taken into the loving embrace of our lord.
-Brian

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Neurological Damage!

Playing through Arkham Origins, which by the way is fun if you would like to play Arkham City again but want things to be bluer, Joey and I realized how terribly Batman handles things in the series. We’re pretty sure some, if not most, of the thugs Batman “takes down” are actually being taken into the loving embrace of our lord.

-Brian

12 9 / 2014

All Aboard the Strain Train.
Choo Choo. So the Strain is one spicy show. All manner of vampire and Nazis and viral infections, plus Samwise Gamgee is a main character. I am sufficiently hyped and definitely on board with this. Why can’t real diseases be this cool? All we have is the common cold and Ebola, all the death with none of the perks.
-Joe

All Aboard the Strain Train.

Choo Choo. So the Strain is one spicy show. All manner of vampire and Nazis and viral infections, plus Samwise Gamgee is a main character. I am sufficiently hyped and definitely on board with this. Why can’t real diseases be this cool? All we have is the common cold and Ebola, all the death with none of the perks.

-Joe

09 9 / 2014

Exactly What it Sounds Like
Reblog this comic if you think it’s funny, you god damned troglodytes.
-Brian

Exactly What it Sounds Like

Reblog this comic if you think it’s funny, you god damned troglodytes.

-Brian

05 9 / 2014

Canine Horror Story
PeeWee is a very tiny dog and yet seems able to strike fear into even the largest of hounds. The two aforementioned pit bulls were corralled into a ditch near the house where they were left whining and frightened. She’s funny like that.
Anyway just to clear something up. I did not forget my goatee in the last comic nor in this one. I shaved and I am very happy about it. Brian continues to be an unwashed vagrant though.
-Joe

Canine Horror Story

PeeWee is a very tiny dog and yet seems able to strike fear into even the largest of hounds. The two aforementioned pit bulls were corralled into a ditch near the house where they were left whining and frightened. She’s funny like that.

Anyway just to clear something up. I did not forget my goatee in the last comic nor in this one. I shaved and I am very happy about it. Brian continues to be an unwashed vagrant though.

-Joe

02 9 / 2014

Lizard-like in More Ways Than One
Whenever we enter a public place, Joey hisses uncontrollably at anyone that enters some sort of invisible perimeter he monitors within his reptilian brain. I would try to stop him, or calm him in some way, but whenever I am in a unfamiliar setting, I crouch and start punching.
-Brian

Lizard-like in More Ways Than One

Whenever we enter a public place, Joey hisses uncontrollably at anyone that enters some sort of invisible perimeter he monitors within his reptilian brain. I would try to stop him, or calm him in some way, but whenever I am in a unfamiliar setting, I crouch and start punching.

-Brian

29 8 / 2014

Projecting
Most of those things are true. Except for teh part about me having friends.

I mean, there’s Brian but he’s more of scapegoat or patsy, which is of course a much more valued and treasured compatriot. 
Oh and the thing about the popcorn is pretty sweet. I should work at a movie theater.
-Joe

Projecting

Most of those things are true. Except for teh part about me having friends.

I mean, there’s Brian but he’s more of scapegoat or patsy, which is of course a much more valued and treasured compatriot. 

Oh and the thing about the popcorn is pretty sweet. I should work at a movie theater.

-Joe