16 9 / 2014

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Neurological Damage!
Playing through Arkham Origins, which by the way is fun if you would like to play Arkham City again but want things to be bluer, Joey and I realized how terribly Batman handles things in the series. We’re pretty sure some, if not most, of the thugs Batman “takes down” are actually being taken into the loving embrace of our lord.
-Brian

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Neurological Damage!

Playing through Arkham Origins, which by the way is fun if you would like to play Arkham City again but want things to be bluer, Joey and I realized how terribly Batman handles things in the series. We’re pretty sure some, if not most, of the thugs Batman “takes down” are actually being taken into the loving embrace of our lord.

-Brian

12 9 / 2014

All Aboard the Strain Train.
Choo Choo. So the Strain is one spicy show. All manner of vampire and Nazis and viral infections, plus Samwise Gamgee is a main character. I am sufficiently hyped and definitely on board with this. Why can’t real diseases be this cool? All we have is the common cold and Ebola, all the death with none of the perks.
-Joe

All Aboard the Strain Train.

Choo Choo. So the Strain is one spicy show. All manner of vampire and Nazis and viral infections, plus Samwise Gamgee is a main character. I am sufficiently hyped and definitely on board with this. Why can’t real diseases be this cool? All we have is the common cold and Ebola, all the death with none of the perks.

-Joe

09 9 / 2014

Exactly What it Sounds Like
Reblog this comic if you think it’s funny, you god damned troglodytes.
-Brian

Exactly What it Sounds Like

Reblog this comic if you think it’s funny, you god damned troglodytes.

-Brian

05 9 / 2014

Canine Horror Story
PeeWee is a very tiny dog and yet seems able to strike fear into even the largest of hounds. The two aforementioned pit bulls were corralled into a ditch near the house where they were left whining and frightened. She’s funny like that.
Anyway just to clear something up. I did not forget my goatee in the last comic nor in this one. I shaved and I am very happy about it. Brian continues to be an unwashed vagrant though.
-Joe

Canine Horror Story

PeeWee is a very tiny dog and yet seems able to strike fear into even the largest of hounds. The two aforementioned pit bulls were corralled into a ditch near the house where they were left whining and frightened. She’s funny like that.

Anyway just to clear something up. I did not forget my goatee in the last comic nor in this one. I shaved and I am very happy about it. Brian continues to be an unwashed vagrant though.

-Joe

02 9 / 2014

Lizard-like in More Ways Than One
Whenever we enter a public place, Joey hisses uncontrollably at anyone that enters some sort of invisible perimeter he monitors within his reptilian brain. I would try to stop him, or calm him in some way, but whenever I am in a unfamiliar setting, I crouch and start punching.
-Brian

Lizard-like in More Ways Than One

Whenever we enter a public place, Joey hisses uncontrollably at anyone that enters some sort of invisible perimeter he monitors within his reptilian brain. I would try to stop him, or calm him in some way, but whenever I am in a unfamiliar setting, I crouch and start punching.

-Brian

29 8 / 2014

Projecting
Most of those things are true. Except for teh part about me having friends.

I mean, there’s Brian but he’s more of scapegoat or patsy, which is of course a much more valued and treasured compatriot. 
Oh and the thing about the popcorn is pretty sweet. I should work at a movie theater.
-Joe

Projecting

Most of those things are true. Except for teh part about me having friends.

I mean, there’s Brian but he’s more of scapegoat or patsy, which is of course a much more valued and treasured compatriot. 

Oh and the thing about the popcorn is pretty sweet. I should work at a movie theater.

-Joe

26 8 / 2014

Reader’s Digest
I told Joey to put Hamiway THREE times and he still put ham-way.
Send him a rude tweet about this @TheEntireFBI 
-Brian.

Reader’s Digest

I told Joey to put Hamiway THREE times and he still put ham-way.

Send him a rude tweet about this @TheEntireFBI 

-Brian.

22 8 / 2014

Vigilance 
I played doom 3 for the first time last week.  Although it is an accurate portrayal of life on Mars (as I am told by a real life astronaut) the AI’s made some questionable life choices such as one fine fellow who insisted to guard this large and wholly unlocked door even as Hell itself exploded around him. He didn’t care. All he cared about was the safety and responsible use of his door.
-Joe

Vigilance 

I played doom 3 for the first time last week.  Although it is an accurate portrayal of life on Mars (as I am told by a real life astronaut) the AI’s made some questionable life choices such as one fine fellow who insisted to guard this large and wholly unlocked door even as Hell itself exploded around him. He didn’t care. All he cared about was the safety and responsible use of his door.

-Joe

19 8 / 2014

Like if Jesus Were a Tree
Go see Guardians of the Galaxy. I shouldn’t even bother saying that it is good when the internet is basically a massive room full of people shouting that it is good. I am throwing a single grain of sand into a desert. But it is necessary. Because it is that good of a movie.
-Brian

Like if Jesus Were a Tree

Go see Guardians of the Galaxy. I shouldn’t even bother saying that it is good when the internet is basically a massive room full of people shouting that it is good. I am throwing a single grain of sand into a desert. But it is necessary. Because it is that good of a movie.

-Brian

15 8 / 2014

Hitting you over the head with it.
I personally never cared much about the pronunciation of .Gif until I learned that calling it “Jif” infuriated people. Now I am sure to call it as such as frequently as possible because it is fun to watch the nerds writhe. 
Currently I am very sleep deprived and sick (some sort of punishment I’m sure) and as such, I am delirious and giddy. It is with these chemical imbalances that I can post this comic and say that I am proud of my artistic growth and look forward to where I go in the future. Maybe a hospital, because Brian said that if I’m not well in a week he’ll have to take me out back and shoot me. 
-Joe

Hitting you over the head with it.

I personally never cared much about the pronunciation of .Gif until I learned that calling it “Jif” infuriated people. Now I am sure to call it as such as frequently as possible because it is fun to watch the nerds writhe. 

Currently I am very sleep deprived and sick (some sort of punishment I’m sure) and as such, I am delirious and giddy. It is with these chemical imbalances that I can post this comic and say that I am proud of my artistic growth and look forward to where I go in the future. Maybe a hospital, because Brian said that if I’m not well in a week he’ll have to take me out back and shoot me. 

-Joe