I’m Not Gonna Ask
Joey’s body, despite its pasty pallor and dough-like consistency, is remarkably efficient and well functioning. Considering his “diet” and health habits, he should be far less healthy than he is. And yet, he continues to function almost like a person. It’s tragic how some olympic level athletes will die before they reach their thirties, while other humans who put so little effort into maintaining their meat-suits live well into their 80s or 90s.
And by tragic, I mean hilarious.